Barriers to the Bikini Body

There is a reason I avoid exercise. Namely, it hurts.

I got a wild hair a few days ago and decided to sign up for an online exercise program.

You know the kind: they tell you what to do and you’re supposed to do it… But thankfully, in the blessed privacy of your own home, where no one can see how weak and feeble you truly are! These are the miracles of technology.

Anyway, I did the ab workout yesterday.

Let me tell you, it’s going to be a long road.

Today I’m supposed to be doing the leg and butt workout. You know it’s a bad sign when you’re on day three and are already debating quitting.



You Can’t Go Wrong with Sprinkles

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Good news! Proof of progress: homemade animal cookies!

Of course, there were no animal-shaped cookie cutters to be found at the craft store. And apparently butterflies do not qualify as animals. However, they are pink and white, and they do include sprinkles!  My standards for perfection are pleasingly low. Besides, you can never go wrong with sprinkles!